Thursday, December 25, 2008

Not sure where this was going...

Soaking in fine spices and oils, like a mighty sultan of an ancient desert kingdom, she lifted a tiny glass of champagne with her tiny heiress hand and commanded: "A toast!"

All the partygoers turned towards her, basically uninterested (aside from the fact she was in a bathtub) but knowing if they didn't, there would be hell to pay.

"To America!" She slurred. "Fuck the world and all its madness!"

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