There was a woman at the bar
Who, I swear to you, was a man
Or at least she had some man genes in her
She was tall, like a mighty tree
With ugly, worn features you'd see on a guy
Who's been working in a field for far too long
I think there may have even been a bulge in her pants
I was shocked at her uniqueness
Afraid of what her breeding would set loose on the world
More ugly people doing ugly things
Like me, secretly shitting on an innocent man/woman
But hey, times is hard they say
And she seemed to be enjoying her drink
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